Monday, August 17, 2009

Nictionary

♥ Nictionary

The dictionary created by Nicki Minaj to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies....

STEP YA NICTIONARY UP!

Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :

I'm a GIRL / and I'm RICH/ its BARBIE / YOU little BITCH!!!!!



Alfred Bitchcok : \ˈal-frəd - ˈbich - ˈkäk\ : noun

1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's.

Bad Bitch Check : \ˈbad - ˈbich - ˈchek\ : verb

1: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks :\bal-dē-läks\: adjective

1: Good head.

Barbie Detention : \ˈbär-bē -di-ˈten-chən\ : noun

1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.

*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.

*While on "BD" a barbie is required to do any task the "HB" asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Powers :/ˈbär-bē-pō-ər/:noun

1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.

2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

BFF :/b-f-f/: noun

1: Barbie For FuckinEver

Bustitbarbie :\ˈbəst-ət-ˈbär-bēa\ : noun

1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to your Ken Day:

One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken's every wish

Chin Check : \ˈchin -ˈchek\ : verb

1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Chuckles : \ˈchə-kəl\ : verb

1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.

Doll House :\ˈdäl - ˈhau̇s\ : noun

1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

Dolly Lama :/dä-lē-ˈlä-mə/: noun

1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.

2: a problem solver.

3: the one you call when you're at your worst.

Fetch : \ˈfech\ : adjective

1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.

Gabbage Patch Kid :\ˈga-bij-pach-'kid\: noun

1: a bust down

2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

GBR:\g-b-r\: verb

1: Abbreviation for "Got a Barbie Rollin".

Harajuku Barbie : \原宿\ : noun

1: refer to Harajuku.

Harajuku Ken : \原宿\ - noun

1: a man that "adds to" a "HB" by knowing when to "fall da fuk bak" and when to "step his dick up".

HB

1: is an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

HK

1: is an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It's BARBIE BITCH!!!!! : \əts - ˈbär-bē - ˈbich\

1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Step Your Scotty Up : \ˈstep - yər - ˈskätē - əp\ : verb

1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new "Beam Me Up Scotty" CD.

Strawberry Shortcake : \ˈstrȯ-ˌber-ē - ˈshȯrt - ˈkāk\ : noun

1: a broke bitch ;

2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

Stud Muffin :\ˈstəd-mə-fən\: noun

1: a street savvy "man's man" who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

Waffle House : \ˈwä-fəl -ˈhau̇s\ : adjective

1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle

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