♥ Nictionary
The dictionary created by Nicki Minaj to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies....
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Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :
I'm a GIRL / and I'm RICH/ its BARBIE / YOU little BITCH!!!!!
Alfred Bitchcok : \ˈal-frəd - ˈbich - ˈkäk\ : noun
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's.
Bad Bitch Check : \ˈbad - ˈbich - ˈchek\ : verb
1: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.
Baldy Locks :\bal-dē-läks\: adjective
1: Good head.
Barbie Detention : \ˈbär-bē -di-ˈten-chən\ : noun
1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on "BD" a barbie is required to do any task the "HB" asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.
Barbie Powers :/ˈbär-bē-pō-ər/:noun
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.
BFF :/b-f-f/: noun
1: Barbie For FuckinEver
Bustitbarbie :\ˈbəst-ət-ˈbär-bēa\ : noun
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.
Cater to your Ken Day:
One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken's every wish
Chin Check : \ˈchin -ˈchek\ : verb
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.
Chuckles : \ˈchə-kəl\ : verb
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.
Doll House :\ˈdäl - ˈhau̇s\ : noun
1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.
Dolly Lama :/dä-lē-ˈlä-mə/: noun
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you're at your worst.
Fetch : \ˈfech\ : adjective
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.
Gabbage Patch Kid :\ˈga-bij-pach-'kid\: noun
1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.
GBR:\g-b-r\: verb
1: Abbreviation for "Got a Barbie Rollin".
Harajuku Barbie : \原宿\ : noun
1: refer to Harajuku.
Harajuku Ken : \原宿\ - noun
1: a man that "adds to" a "HB" by knowing when to "fall da fuk bak" and when to "step his dick up".
HB
1: is an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.
HK
1: is an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.
It's BARBIE BITCH!!!!! : \əts - ˈbär-bē - ˈbich\
1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.
Step Your Scotty Up : \ˈstep - yər - ˈskätē - əp\ : verb
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new "Beam Me Up Scotty" CD.
Strawberry Shortcake : \ˈstrȯ-ˌber-ē - ˈshȯrt - ˈkāk\ : noun
1: a broke bitch ;
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.
Stud Muffin :\ˈstəd-mə-fən\: noun
1: a street savvy "man's man" who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.
Waffle House : \ˈwä-fəl -ˈhau̇s\ : adjective
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle
Monday, August 17, 2009
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LMAO i love her
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